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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
<p> pretty much...except throw in some bitchiness</p>

justgirlythings:

always remember this girls! ♥♥

thelordofwinterfell:

Don’t know what this is, but it is amazing.

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aras-choice-ass:

blurringlines:

Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.

Will Smith does THIS.

gold.

Let me just reblog this again.

Bless. 

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Women don’t have to:

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

leavanny:

Suck a duck.

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tanigawa:

by chloe

xmiera:

*-*

Having a Crazy Homicidal Beetle Stuck To Your Spine Sure Makes Things Awkward

At the Supermarket
Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?
Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE INTENTIONS
Jaime: Wait, she's just-
Beetle: INTERROGATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Jaime: I'm don't need to interrogate her, I just need-
Cashier: Excuse me?
Jaime: No, not you, I'm just-
Beetle: ANGER LEVELS RISING. KILL HER.
Jaime: I'm not going to kill her!
Cashier: What?!
Beetle: ACTIVATING PLASMA CANNONS.
Jaime: NO WAIT
Cashier: Is that a gun?! SECURITY!
Beetle: SHE IS TRYING TO GET BACKUP KILL HER KILL HER
Jaime: Stop, this is just a big misunderstanding!
Beetle: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER
Jaime: I'm not going to-
Beetle: KILL HER
Security: Kid, we're going to need you to leave the premises.
Beetle: KILL THEM TOO
Security: Kid!
Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE-
Jaime: THAT'S IT I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME NOW I DIDN'T NEED THAT CEREAL ANYWAYS AY DIOS MIO THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Beetle: ......
Beetle: .........
Beetle: *whisper* Kill them all.

japaneseanimes:

I LVOE UYO

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fayoonah94:

personal space ..

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